The pre-meeting at our table among the
men was the banter on who-what and when you should or could take
that fab drug Viagra. Being the only woman at the end of the
table I guess I wasn't supposed to hear this conversation. But
grandma what big ears you have said Little Red Riding Hood. I
took it all in and remembered to report it here to all my fellow
Kiwanians.
We had numerous guests; Tom Bruening guest
was Dr. Yamaguchi. Sorry Greg I know I butchered that one. Jamie
McQuire, Dick Mather and Officer Kittel.
Jim Cupito is planning a night out at "Ron's
Roost." This will take place on February 8th at 6:30. All
spouses and friends are invited. A sign up sheet will be passed
out at next week's meeting.
A new victim is added to our sick list.
Dan Kipp is in Mercy Franciscan Hospital. He has pneumonia and
sounds terrible. He had to delay his trip to California. I talked
to him today and he is still carrying a fever. By the time you
get this newsletter, he will probably be recovering from his
estate on East Miami River Road.
Our eggs are cheaper by the dozen man,
Gene Simpkins, gave "that good ole egg" Joe Fettig
his prestigious Brown Egg Award.
Queenie Schroeder won Split the Pot for
the second week in a row. Who can really be jealous? After all
this may be her only source of income since she is no longer
self employed.
We sang Happy Birthday to Gene Simpkins.
Next week we will celebrate Tina McGary and Tom Reuter's special
day.
On January 12th, the board meeting will
be held at West Park at 8:00 p.m.
Bob Rinear will soon trade in his conservative
gray suit for black and white stripes. He is pleading for bail
money or a cake with a file in it. He will soon be incarcerated
and won't be released until he raises funds for MDA. Now Bob,
I thought a lawyer with your knowledge and experience would be
able to talk himself out of this mess.
Buzz Richards was our guest speaker for
the week. He is with the Business Consultants Corp. of Cincinnati.
He did add some spice to his talk with some interesting trivia.
Did you know that Coca Cola's original color was green. Milton
Bradley's Monoply game prints more money per week than the U.S.
Government. The cost of raising a dog to the ripe old age of
eleven is $6400.
A last minute request by John Nordmeyer:
Wanted a position open for a marshal including badge. This person
will fine or penalize any member who looks crooked. This includes
anyone caught not wearing his or her name badge. Woe to anyone
who falls asleep during one of our guest speakers brilliant talks.
You must clean your plate and this means eating all that delicious
food provided each week for lunch. If you win Split the Pot too
many times in a row you get fined double. Don't even think about
leaving the meeting early. This is the job description. Send
all resumes to John. Maybe Boris Yeltson could apply since he
is so recently retired. All monies collected will be used for
I don't rightly recall.
